Don't tell them, or I'll be forced to alter their memories.
And using my Jedi mind tricks give me a headache.
LOLOL!!!
I would imagine. :) Tampering with the space-time continium--even for Santa!--takes some major energy! :)
Sorry, at this point, I have nothing wittier to add to this, but if I can think of something, I will post it. ;)
All the best, you "Meanie, faux-Santa" Texan. ;)
(btw, I lived in Austin for 6 months. Texans, and Southerners in general, IMO, are the friendliest people I've ever met).