[TheForceOfOne]

President Bush:

Thank you all for coming today. I would like to announce today that by using the ability to tapped phone conversations to locate sleeper cells in the United States we had uncovered an undeniable links to Al Jazeera who in turn cooperate with Usama Bin Laden to plan and carry out attacks on the United States of America and its citizens.

I have been elected to protect the American public, and protect it I will, every day of my office. As I speak, known Al Qaeda operatives are being rounded up and moved to a safe location for interrogation.

Among those captured are some well known people to the America public, people who's actions only now come to light and make sense as to their purpose and their allegiance to Usama Bin Laden.

Members of our own U.S. Congress have been apprehended including Senator's Biden, Boxer, Byrd, Durbin, Feingold, Leahy, Reid, Rockefeller, Pelosi, Kennedy, McCain, Murtha, Schumer, Kerry, and others including various cells in the media to numerous to mention individually from such well known companies such as the NY Times, The Washington Post, The Baltimore Sun, and many many others.

We will be holding a follow up press conference once all those involved are secured.

Thank you for your time.

[sageb1]

I love it! Add to that list some American Islamic propaganda groups (CAIR, MAS, etc.) and I would be ecstatic.