ROTFLMAO!! Oh lawd.....
Australia has so much in the way of hungry wildlife.....the possibilities are endless, and while you're propping up the ecosystem with a quality protein diet for Australia's delightful critters, you're making the world a cleaner, happier and safer place at the same time. A win-win scenario all 'round :-)
You've sold me, are you a professional advertising copy-writer, with a degree in environmental studies?
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/23694/compilation_of_watersports_bloopers/
teach a muzzie to waterski...