[Triggerhippie]

Well I guess I'm thinking that's why Michael Jackson moved there, because it's considered okay by his 'friends' and is readily available with having to explain yourself in court afterwards.

Speaking of MJ...

You know what Michael Jackson likes about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.

(O.K. It works better when you tell it...)

[Beowulf9]

Hey, thanks for the joke! I told it and got a good response.

Here's two for you.

Did you here about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity.

This one I made up, so technically you don't have to laugh. I'm no stand up comic.

Did you hear about Michael Jackson? The good news is he's moved to Bahrain. The bad news is he's building a Disneyland there.