Klinton Argument - We are all imperfect so whatever I did, No Biggie.
Sometimes you feel like a nut... sometimes you dont!!!
I wish all Republicans were as ridgid as you!!! Except when they're wrong... (grin)
You really ought to lighten up on the most conservative entertainer in Earth's history!!!
Sounds like you've got yourself in a personal and political dilemma, my friend.
By insisting on perfection, the only person you can possibly accept as a "Republican" spokesman is Jesus Christ.
And judging by your self agrandisment, I'm not even sure he will do since Jesus, I do believe, is a registered Independent.
/sarc