(Updated) BREAKING NEWS: Massive Series of Explosions rock Southern England

Sky News UK ^ | December 11, 2005

[msnimje]

...Hysterical Shep ...

He was hysterical this past week so he is not due for another episode until this time next month.

[Tommyjo]

Yes they have news helos.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

My daughter and family live there. We've been talking since she was thrown out of bed at the first blast. Your right she wouldn't let that interfere with her cuppa but this Brit here had to have more than just milk and sugar in mine. Every window in the house is broken and only able to exit the house by the rear door. Dishes broken and all over the floor and pictures all off the walls. Can't see much outside as it's thick with smoke. My son-in-law slept through the whole thing.

563 posted on 12/11/2005 2:12:46 AM PST by AmeriBrit

[msnimje]

No, I think brainless is a preexisting condition.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Prayers for everyone's safety.

[Canard]

Police advice to anyone whose windows have been blown out is to evacuate to somewhere where they can get indoors if possible. Best wishes for your family members.

[papertyger]

Hmm, I wonder what would happen if I put my head into this plume of smoke... ;)

What IS this British fascination with "plumage?"

;o>

[Dr. Eckleburg]

How long will a real assessment take do you think....a week?

A real assessment? That depends on what caused the mishap.

If it was an accident, it could take a week.

If it's terrorism, a week plus 10 years.

[WestVirginiaRebel]

The plumage ain't got nothing to do with it! 'E's stone dead!

[Dr. Eckleburg]

LOL. And he'll mispronounce three out of every 10 words.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Not my relatives. AmeriBrit is posting the report.

My relatives are all sound asleep, and I'm about to join them.

[papertyger]

The plumage ain't got nothing to do with it! 'E's stone dead!

O'm not daid yet

E' says e's not daid yet!

[syriacus]

The Fina-Line is a high-pressure fuels pipeline transporting products from Lindsey Oil Refinery, North Lincolnshire to Buncefield Terminal at Hemel Hempstead.

The pipeline is 10” diameter of welded steel construction and was installed in 1990 to a minimum depth of 1,1 metres cover. The location of the pipeline is identified by concrete boundary markers and roofed aerial markers. ...

Fina-Line transports products including petrol, diesel, aviation, agricultural and heating fuels, 24 hours a day, 365 days of the year to the Buncefield Terminal Hemel Hempstead, from where it is distributed to industry and community.

Total pipelines in the UK

[hershey]

Our Muslim friends getting busy again? Or just a cow with flatulence?

[Canard]

Aplogies, confused with who I was posting to.

603 should have been a reply to AmeriBrit.

[Dr. Eckleburg]

Well, that's disturbing. Thanks for the info.

[hershey]

They'll have to call it a 'Holiday' bombing campaign here in the US because the word, 'Christmas' is verboten.

[syriacus]

Detailed map of Fina-Line which is a high-pressure fuels pipeline transporting petrol, diesel, aviation, agricultural and heating fuels from Lindsey Oil Refinery, North Lincolnshire to Buncefield Terminal at Hemel Hempstead.

[msnimje]

If they call it a "Christmas Bombing Campaign" do you think the ACLU will sue them?

[hershey]

You can bet your 'Holiday' stocking the ACLU will sue!