[BenLurkin]

Impeached seller of secrets to the Red Chinese, proud anti-American protester from the seventies, admitted perjurer, (liar under oath!), serial sexual harasser, accused rapist, luster after dead 13 year old Peruvian mummies, ally of the Muslim terrorists in the Balkans, thief of White House furniture and fixtures, pardoner of heinous criminals in exchange for cash, phony weeper, corrupt politician from a backwater state, husband of a lesbian shrew, friend of scores of corrupt persons who were indicted, convicted or fled the country during the 1990s, author of the nonexistent 'middle class tax cut' and misappropriater of the Republican contract with America (the success of which he claimed credit for!), bloviates.

[Kenny500c]

Great rant, maybe include "loather of the military" in there, too.