Why certainly...why would I change after 678 years?? Whatzat?? Oh! Alabaster Elf just whispered in my ears...
He says to ask you if you are going to be Bannie all year?? Hee! Ho!!
Well...you might just have wondered why you're hearing from me now...CAUSE IT'S CHRISTMAS Silly!!!
You might have noticed my name...while there are many reasons for it...the latest are: Fatboy is always on my case of late...and that Elves just don't get the respect and love we deserve!! But, Fatboy sures gets his plaudits!!
So, let's get on with the Christmas Spirit!! Show you love to everyone...and don't forget us Elves!!
As ever,
Pistov