[Pessimist]

"One little girl was crying. There was a lady crying all the way to the hotel."

You.. You don't mean they were FRIGHTENED? Do you?

That's it then. No more air marshals from now on.

[beyond the sea]

There was a lady crying all the way to the hotel.

Thank God the poor lady didn't have to go any further. She would have run out of tears.

;-)