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To: rellimpank
Kaylee: Look, they got boy whores.
[cheerful] Isn't that thoughtful?
44 posted on
12/08/2005 11:18:26 AM PST by
RebelBanker
(If you can't do something smart, do something right.)
To: rellimpank
Heidi isnt showing much in the way of street smarts. A better bet would be to create a brothel of hunky men for homosexual men to indulge.
A brothel catering to women will likely be a let down.
51 posted on
12/08/2005 11:20:30 AM PST by
HitmanLV
(Listen to my demos for Savage Nation contest: http://www.geocities.com/mr_vinnie_vegas/index.html)
To: rellimpank
Actually, you have to wonder about the logistics of such an operation. The difference between males and females in such an operation is primarily a matter of (ahem) "throughput."
Genitally speaking, a woman is capable of much higher ... productivity: she could serve 10 customers/day for weeks or months.
A male, however.... I have do doubt that you could get a guy to do that much without a bucket-full of pharmaceuticals every few hours....
52 posted on
12/08/2005 11:20:32 AM PST by
r9etb
To: rellimpank
Watch for me in the parking lot....I'll be the one wearing a sandwich board WILL WORK FOR FREE
56 posted on
12/08/2005 11:22:17 AM PST by
wallcrawlr
(http://www.bionicear.com)
To: rellimpank
The women over at the DUmpster will be glad to hear this news.
To: rellimpank
I told my ex-wife I was considering applying for work there, since I could make $500/customer.
She said she would like to see me live on $1000/month.
61 posted on
12/08/2005 11:26:35 AM PST by
TC Rider
(The United States Constitution © 1791. All Rights Reserved.)
To: rellimpank; Millee; EX52D; peacebaby; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida
PAHRUMP -THAT'S THE NAME OF THE TOWN?
Could this be anymore hilarious!?
65 posted on
12/08/2005 11:28:24 AM PST by
Dashing Dasher
(Where all think alike, no one thinks very much. --- Walter Lippmann)
To: rellimpank
Um, sorry to be indelicate...but how will these men become, um, excited enough to perform when the client, say, looks like Helen Thomas?
68 posted on
12/08/2005 11:29:59 AM PST by
dinoparty
(In the beginning was the Word)
To: rellimpank
I applied for the job, but she said I was over qualified.
96 posted on
12/08/2005 11:50:48 AM PST by
NavVet
(“Benedict Arnold was wounded in battle fighting for America, but no one remembers him for that.”)
To: rellimpank
104 posted on
12/08/2005 11:56:45 AM PST by
Salgak
(Acme Lasers presents: The Energizer Border: I dare you to try and cross it. . .)
To: rellimpank
I would apply for a job at Heidi's place. But I already have a firmly established customer base!
What We Are About To Do Here Is What The Good Lord Would Call A Cleansing of the Wicked. I Call It A Good Old Fashioned Texas Ass Kicking.132 posted on
12/08/2005 12:15:07 PM PST by
speed_addiction
(And the Lord said, "Who shall I send? Who will stand for us?" Said I, "Here I am...Send me.")
To: rellimpank
The workers comp claims are going to be fun.
145 posted on
12/08/2005 12:24:18 PM PST by
Crawdad
(So the guy says to the doctor, "It hurts when I do this.")
To: rellimpank
Lester, here's our first customer. Make her feel special.
To: rellimpank
Where can I get an application?
158 posted on
12/08/2005 12:57:57 PM PST by
Junior
(From now on, I'll stick to science, and leave the hunting alien mutants to the experts!)
To: rellimpank
Heidi's Hoe Employee #1
To: rellimpank
She has yet to apply for a brothel license, but former "Hollywood Madam" Heidi Fleiss has moved to Nye County and revealed the identity of the first man picked to work at her Stud Farm for women in nearby Crystal.
195 posted on
12/08/2005 2:32:25 PM PST by
PJ-Comix
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