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How to pick up chicks at the peace march (Vanity/Humor)
Posted on 12/07/2005 7:00:09 PM PST by Tzimisce
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:00:10 PM PST
by
Tzimisce
To: Tzimisce
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:01:38 PM PST
by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: Tzimisce
If you could remember Woodstock, you weren't there.. as the old saying goes.
I wasn't there...I was off killing Communists.
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:03:01 PM PST
by
x1stcav
(Murtha is a surrender monkey)
To: Tzimisce
"I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body".
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:03:03 PM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Tzimisce
Anyone who plans on using the third oughta poke both his eyes out and puncture his ear drums.
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:03:30 PM PST
by
Sociopathocracy
(Real men know the significance of the following numbers: 383, 426 and 440.)
To: Tzimisce
You look so good I wouldn't even mid you turning me into the burning man if you know what I mean. What's a little penicillin between friends.
To: Tzimisce
"How to pick up chicks at the peace march"
I'm thinking forklift.
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:03:51 PM PST
by
cripplecreek
(Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
To: caver
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:03:55 PM PST
by
Killborn
(Pres. Bush isn't Pres. Reagan. Then again, Pres. Regan isn't Pres. Washington. God bless them all.)
To: Tzimisce
The best first aid for pepper spray is human saliva. Wanna be my licking partner?
9
posted on
12/07/2005 7:04:05 PM PST
by
crazyhorse691
(Diplomacy doesn't work when seagulls rain on your parade. A shotgun and umbrella does.)
To: caver
IBTZ! Whiskey.
Tango.
Foxtrot.
?
10
posted on
12/07/2005 7:04:26 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: caver
Zot ? Huh ? It's pretty darn funny.
To: cripplecreek; cmsgop
To: caver
what not to say; "yer purtier than a mess of fried catfish"
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:05:19 PM PST
by
seastay
To: Tzimisce
"That's some mighty fine lookin pit hair you are sporting, miss."
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:05:30 PM PST
by
KillTime
(Western Civilization herself breathes a sigh of relief as President Bush wins 4 more years.)
To: Tzimisce
"So Cindy, I hear you're single now." ACK! I think you just stumbled upon the antidote to a Viagra overdose.
Package it up and called it "Viagra Falls."
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:05:50 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: caver
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:05:56 PM PST
by
Fierce Allegiance
(I will prevail. I miss my best friend.)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:06:00 PM PST
by
MJY1288
(THE DEMOCRATS OFFER NOTHING FOR THE FUTURE AND THEY LIE ABOUT THE PAST)
To: KillTime
"Is that a real poncho? I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:06:18 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: cripplecreek
I'm thinking forklift. Forklift? I'm thinking harpoon.
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:06:55 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: Tzimisce
"Would you like to touch my mandate?"
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:06:57 PM PST
by
clintonh8r
(If you don't support the mission you don't support the troops. Period.)
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