Thank you for proving my point. The reason I repeated those offensive and derogatory statements was in hopes a female would recognize them as such. You have no qualms about joking about using a pipe on your hubby, why can't I joke about smacking my wife? You have just proven that double standards exist between the genders and you yourself are a hypocrite.
When did I tell you that you could not joke about anything? Your argument is faulty on its foundation.