"I remember the days of sleeping while standing in formation."
I'll see your "sleeping while standing in formation" and raise you a "sleeping while passing in review."
It's getting deep now!. ;)
How about barfing in formation? Every time my squadron had to pull a retirement parade at Clark AB, some guy who had just wolfed down breakfast and then had to stand in that Philippine sun for an hour would eventually lose his breakfast on the back of the guy in front of him.