To: Sub-Driver
Woo hoo. Time to revive some old Dallas Cowboys jokes. I'll start.
Q)If three Dallas Cowboys are in the same car, who is doing the driving?
A)The cop.
15 posted on
11/27/2005 5:11:34 PM PST by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
To: Texas Eagle
Woo hoo. Time to revive some old Dallas Cowboys jokes. I'll start. Did they get a delay of game penalty for trying to snort the 40 yard line?
18 posted on
11/27/2005 5:12:43 PM PST by
NeoCaveman
((To libs:) We are your overlords)
To: Texas Eagle
What do you call a drug ring in Dallas? A huddle.
35 posted on
11/27/2005 5:23:45 PM PST by
JohnBDay
To: Texas Eagle
Old Cowboys joke....
Why do they paint the lines in the Texas Stadium parking lot yellow?
So they can get Irvin into the locker room.
To: Texas Eagle
Q: How can you tell if the Cowboys will have a good season?
A: They draft the top-ranked lawyer (alternate punch line: pharmacist).
Q: How do you keep the Cowboys out of your end zone?
A: Install metal detectors.
51 posted on
11/27/2005 5:34:03 PM PST by
ZOOKER
( <== I'm with Stupid...)
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