samantha, you are really on a rip today! I've been lol at every one of your posts. "that senile old Goat turncoat Jumpin Jim Jeffords" and all your other funny descriptions....wow!
Well my inner "ogre" is coming out today because I sprained and strained ankle and foot big time. I am trying to post with my foot high in the air looking like a green "Nerf" football. I am not holding back much today.