Maybe it's time for someone to start marketing chastity belts. Young women like Alycia Brown might complain, but at least they'd be alive.
I wonder if the FDA would license the sale of chastity belts without a prescription?
. . .yes, but then her parents, might not be. . .
Actually, was thinking along the same lines. . .until I thought of other 'possible consequences'. . .
That said. . .'sad' ; all the way around here.
Or include Duracells... nevermind.