[hinckley buzzard]

Maybe his malaria is acting up?

I think we should put "malaria" in quotes. Lot of more likely reasons why he had to take an extended leave...like a thirty day alcohol treatment program.

[Calvin Locke]

Hadn't heard that one before. Could be, could be. I thought a "celebrity" would undergo a 3-day "spin-dry".

Perhaps he would be better off going to "rageaholics" meetings, à la George Castanza.