LOL, great post.
It may be possible, that this story will be repeated, and 200 years from now the above names will be different, but the spirit of freedom will still exist.
I mass-email that out every April 20th, and I specifically target my anti-rkba leftie friends.
What do you call Boston Harbor, choked with the dead, rotting, and fetid corpses of anti-gun, anti-religion, pro-tax statists?