[Forte Runningrock]

"The Bush administration has finally agreed to let the military build a forward base on the moon, which will put them in a better position to keep track of the goings and comings of the visitors from space, and to shoot at them, if they so decide."

So, I take it that all inter-galatic space traffic must fly past the moon? What happens if the moon is on the other side of the earth when the Aliens come?

I don't think the should let Paul Hellyer out of the nursing home anymore, or at least they should review his medications. No more bugs bunny cartoons for him either.

[plangent]

You have got to wonder: was he "spaced out" when he was running Canada's Defense apparatus? Did he really order 30,000 tasers thinking they were phasers?