[andyk]

I kept re-reading it over and over

LOL, it's all that L-tryptophan still in your system... :)

[Flavius Josephus]

Tryptophan, schmiptophan, if you ate a self basting turkey, your coma was caused by the cocktail of meat tenderizers the turkey was embalmed with, including that old favorite MSG.

(Self basting turkeys are my pet peeve)