"Jesus was a Muslim" won't be far behind..." Probably sooner than you think. Did you see the PITA spokes person on Fox the other morning say that Jesus was a vegetarian? When the reporter ask what about the sermon on the mount and the fishes and loaves she said that he was a vegetarian and there was proof to back her up. Ha! What a moron!
If Jesus was a vegetarian, he certainly failed to take advantage of many opportunities to get the message out...for example, in the parable of the prodigal son: when the son returns, his father has the fatted calf slaughtered for the feast.
There's a Peanuts strip where Linus quotes that passage, and Snoopy thinks to himself, "What did the fatted calf do to deserve being killed?"