[ErnBatavia]

One thing that'll change in that region after "The Big One"....Midwesterners won't keep those habits of plopping knick-knacks and curios on those wall railings.

...and if they're smart, they'll immediately remove any picture frames that are hanging over the head of the bed.

[EGPWS]

...and if they're smart, they'll immediately remove any picture frames that are hanging over the head of the bed.

Or do what I do when I get paranoid and place their head at the foot of the bed. ; )