I've gotta come clean (and fillet), porpoisely avoiding this thread last night was totally shellfish, I was conched in sole-itude and now realize that's abalone. I'm not a king salmon, I'm more a grouper.
Worm it not for fatigue, I'd have joined you earlier. My brain was fried, so I haddock to clam up, I was unable to spawn any puns to post here for free, much less elswhere for diner-roe.
But walleye was away from this thread, my chums circled the boat around me and pinged out lip-smackeral tasty tidbits and so I figured I'd fish and chips in.
ack! new record for puns per word ratio!
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