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To: Kerretarded; MEG33

Rummy also announced today that the stories about lions being told by former prisoners was partly true. The lions were captured after the fall of Bagdad, transferred to a secure compound, which was located right next to the former Iraqi WMD depot. So, one night the lions broke in, and, ina variant of " the dog ate my homework," they ate ALL the WMD. Which is why we haven't been able to produce them. The lions became ill, obviously, and their howls scared the prisoners. We had to kill and cremate the lions to prevent environmental contamination. SO, no lions, AND no WMD..sorry..


107 posted on 11/15/2005 11:38:26 AM PST by ken5050 (Ann Coulter needs to have children ASAP to pass on her gene pool....any volunteers?)
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To: ken5050

Unfortunately, just missed the press conference.

Any idea where a transcript or video can or will be found?


111 posted on 11/15/2005 11:44:39 AM PST by HonestConservative (Bless our Servicemen!)
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