Because they are cursed with such animal magnetizm that they eventually exhaust themselves beating off the women, that they are then attacked mercilessly by bevies of bouncing behemoths?
From a personal standpoint, I never fooled around in high school or in the time before I married after that. I cannot relate, therefore, to this kind of thing and have very little sympathy for those who cannot keep it zipped. If I could do it, why can't they?
Because they are cursed with such animal magnetizm that they eventually exhaust themselves beating off the women, that they are then attacked mercilessly by bevies of bouncing behemoths?