[NYer]

How about an Abstinence Club!

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[bmwcyle]

Clubs have no value in schools today.

[RexBeach]

Well, the devolution of our society continues.

Soon there will be no laws and, hence, no crime.

Isn't that special - a condom club. How droll.

[Piquaboy]

They use them instead of gum.

[MAD-AS-HELL]

I bet they'd discriminate against and kick out the conservative member who brought in his condom that had "I Love Bush" written on the side.

[hflynn]

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear

[Mrs. Shawnlaw]

Kids will show up for club meeting just to see who is there.

Could be the new black market! Get a free condom at meeting and sell it for a buck to someone who didn't want to be seen at the meeting.

[Kenton]

Personally, I'm in favor of just about anything that will keep people in Berkely from breeding.

[pikachu]

Maybe this club replaces the Pep Squad at my old school.

[CodeJockey]

12 free condoms each week

Let's see twelve a week divided by seven days/week = 1.7143 encounters per day. Obvisiouly time have changed from my high school days.

[xcamel]

Who does their club song??

Limp Bizkit?

[Shalom Israel]

"Twelve condoms a week! I don't know sex workers who need that many condoms," he wrote.

That was my first thought! The much-publicized "sex survey" indicated that married people get more sex than single people, and married people average less than three times per week. Some school administrator is basing distribution on his wildest fantasies.

[DustyMoment]

Gee, whatever happened to the Drama Club, the French Club, the Greek Society and the Math Club?

Those were the clubs to belong to when I was in school. Now, it's the Pervert Club, the Sexual Deviants Club, the My-Son-Wears-A-Dress Club, etc.




(Shaking head and muttering to myself)

[neodad]

Teachers welcome to join?

[GVnana]

Well at least it's not a condom co-op.

[Rodney King]

I'll bet a couple of smart guys who are having trouble getting laid figured this club would be a good way to identify the easy girls.

[mtntop3]

By health, we mean physical, emotional and sexual well-being. We will continue to create a safe space for students that is free of judgment

Spiritual well-being was, somehow, ommitted in the statement of what they "mean"...

And no space is free from God's judgment.

[AWG]

A report in North Gate News Online, a publication of the UC Berkeley Graduate School of Journalism, said the school's health clinic, which advertises the Condom Club, helped make the school's pregnancy rate the lowest in the state...

...Other clubs have included Alternative Chess, Gay-Straight Alliance...

I'm wondering if that low pregnancy rate could be the result of other "educational" efforts at the school...

[Inwoodian]

"We're proud to say that we have more s***bags than any club in the district."

[varyouga]

Back in the day, I did some volunteer counseling at the local community center. I did notice a steady increase of problems from the first day I was there to the last. Every time I thought there was a case that couldn't be worse or sadder, I got a surprise the next month. The victims would also seem to get younger as time went by.

Many of the clients were court ordered to attend counseling and evaluation. Some of what I saw scared me from having kids in today's society. The "condom club" and similar articles about schools/kids do not help my fears.

FReepers and other sane individuals gave me hope that we could turn the corner and stop the Libs' assault on family and morals. "For the children" should mean more than throwing money and free condoms at them.