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Announcing The All-New, Improved Evolution Troll's Kit! Are you inadequate online? Are you feeling inferior because you have no education? Are you so stupid that no one will respond to you? When they do respond, is it only point out your errors in grammar and logic? Would you like to become the life of the thread? Then be a troll! Yes, now, you too can be a real internet troll!

Trolls always have a good time, and their posts always get responses. Other trolls will praise your posts. As a troll, you can ruin any thread just by showing up and trolling. Oh, the fun!

Trolling is easy. It's simple. You don't have to know anything! Here's a complete catalog of an evolution troll's intellectual inventory. Just print out this toolkit, and use one or two items at random every time you post. They'll go crazy! Guaranteed!

Evolution Troll's Toolkit

	A	B	C	D
1	no evidence	Stalin	materialist	I never said that!
2	Hillary	homosexual	Piltdown Man	you're no Christian!
3	liberal	God-hater	government grants	what are you afraid of?
4	Hitler	no proof	communist	2nd Law of Thermodynamics
5	atheist	nazi	Pol Pot	gaps in fossil record
6	origin of life	Christian-bashing	Darwin worship	I'm not [.....], you are!
7	arrogant jerk	take your meds	[any scripture passage]	you're foaming at the mouth
8	only a theory!	were you there?	Noah's Ark	macro-evolution is impossible