"Ahmed, Allah deeply appreciates your recent suicide bombing in the cause of Islam but we are terribly short on virgins right now. We trust you will appreciate our substitute reward."
"Ahmed, Allah deeply appreciates your recent suicide bombing in the cause of Islam but we are terribly short on virgins right now. We trust you will appreciate our substitute reward."
LOL - Wow - will they be disappointed!
Allah: Very well then. We have one virgin remaining. She will be your's for all eternity. I know it's not the 72 you were told, but we are running low here.
Ahmed: Great. Bring her out then. I need some relaxation after vaporizing those infidels.
Allah: Ahmed, your virgin awaits:
