Not Raising Hogs, and Other E-Mails

Special to FreeRepublic ^ | 12 Nov. 2005 | John Armor (Congressman BIllybob)

[El Gato]

You need to find out why Montanans get paid $3,980 to not raise hogs while the Iowans only get $1000! This is outrageous!

The Iowans make up the difference by not growing corn to not feed the hogs the Montanans aren't raising, as well as the ones they aren't raising. You can't not grow corn in Montana. It just isn't done.

[NormsRevenge]

Burp... Pork , the other white meat.

[George W. Bush]

Perhaps your wittiest yet...

[Burf]

But the folks at the Environmental Working Group will show you where the real money is going. http://www.ewg.org:16080/farm/

[TexasTransplant]

Funny stuff

(In Oregon they should pay Loggers for not cutting trees anymore, in Alaska, Florida and California for not drilling for Oil, the whole Country should get paid for not building Refineries or Nuclear Reactors, Ted Kennedy should get paid for not building wind generators and Texans should be paid for no longer being its own Country)

TT

[phoenix0468]

You sufficiently tickled my funny bone with that one.

It reminds me of the old definitions of different political movements using the cow. Here it is:

http://www.deanlebaron.com/snippets/s40.html

[phoenix0468]

I spit on my monitor, that's $235 for a new one bud.

[phoenix0468]

That's not the not funniest thing I've never not heard.

[Victoria Delsoul]

This is terribly funny. LOL, marvel at the ingenuity of the mind when it comes to creative thinking.

[clee1]

Just damn!

[midwyf]

Just try to follow one for his entire work day.