Too wierd.
A significant part of Christmas is tradition. This tree is anti-tradition.
I like tradition, and this just looks wierd, so while I don't think I'd go this far, it's a tempting thought.
No more trying to keep the dog from drinking out of the tree stand (with all that preservative junk in it), no more trying to keep the dog from 'previewing' the presents. No more ornaments as playtoys on the floor.
It just might work at this house:P