[Rightwing Conspiratr1]

California...
502(c) Except as provided in subdivision (i), any person who commits any of the following acts is guilty of a public offense:
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(2) Knowingly accesses and without permission takes, copies, or makes use of any data from a computer, computer system, or computer network, or takes or copies any supporting documentation, whether existing or residing internal or external to a computer, computer system, or computer network.
(3) Knowingly and without permission uses or causes to be used computer services.

[an amused spectator]

Unless it be known that the Person's Heart is Pure, Like Mary Mapes or Anybody who works for the Washington Post...