"Elitists!"
Darned straight! We didn't get to this advanced age without meaning to take advantage of it. You younguns will just have to wait to enjoy all the fun benefits of hitting 60...oh, wait...what were those benefits again?
One is graduated bifocals so you can get dizzy looking down.
Makes climbing a bit more of a challenge.
But we do get to call people "sonny" or "girly" and get away with it.
You younguns will just have to wait to enjoy all the fun benefits of hitting 60...oh, wait...what were those benefits again?
Well, it sure isn't the failing eyesight or aching muscles and joints or the memory lapses when you forget the name of the person you're talking to when you've known them for years or...