Now and then an innocent person wins the Nobel Peace Prize (Mother Teresa for one). But many are glorified gang leaders like Tookie (Nelson Mandela, Yasser Arafat), fakes (Rigoberta Menchu), pompous asses (Desmond Tutu), nasty (Jimmy Carter) or corrupt beyond belief (Kofi Annan). Tookie also has another quality in common with the majority of Nobel Laureates: he's dead.