Bill Clinton stars in "The Jerk II"
Huh? I am not a bum. I'm a jerk. I once had wealth, power, and the love of a sleazy woman. Now I only have two things: my friends in Harlem and... uh... my empty cigar box. Huh? My story? Okay. It was never easy for me. I was born a poor black child. I remember the days, sittin' on the porch with my family, singin' and dancin' down in Arkansas....