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To: VadeRetro; Dataman
"Har! Not on THESE threads! One dolt last night was mouth-foaming about "people who worship random selection."

I might worship it if I could figure out what the heck it's supposed to mean.

96 posted on 11/03/2005 4:29:09 PM PST by b_sharp (Science adjusts theories to fit evidence, creationism distorts evidence to fit the Bible.)
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To: b_sharp
I think it means they worship the Great God PowerballTM.
102 posted on 11/03/2005 5:40:02 PM PST by VadeRetro (Liberalism is a cancer on society. Creationism is a cancer on conservatism.)
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To: b_sharp

I got a random selector model XLJ6352 right here in my shop. Looks like a cross between a wood stove and a violin bow.

I bow to it every morning and offer it a bowl of panther piss to appease its anger.


107 posted on 11/03/2005 8:41:21 PM PST by furball4paws (One of the last Evil Geniuses, or the first of their return.)
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To: b_sharp
I might worship it if I could figure out what the heck it's supposed to mean.

Heaven has a stripper factory and a beer volcano -- not too hard to figure out.
Clearly "Flying Spaghetti Monsterism" is the One True Religion ™.

109 posted on 11/03/2005 10:45:18 PM PST by dread78645 (Sorry Mr. Franklin, We couldn't keep it.)
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