[cricket]

"There was no hurricane damage in New Orleans. And FEMA delevered 50 tons of Burley Paper Towtls to Omaha to remove flood water"

What am I missing. . .toilet paper? What?

[Oztrich Boy]

Simpsons ref. The store is out of Marge's usual brand of paper towels and she chooes a sunsitute on the basis of lumberjack appeal - which turns out to be surprisingly effective.

Marge "See how it soaks up all the spilt milk. Spill something else"
Homer "I don't feel like spill.."
Marge: "SPILL SOMETHING ELSE!: