[Alice au Wonderland]

Supreme Court Judges "essentially make law" -Barbara Boxer

Good grief!

Immediate, mandatory attendance in Remedial Civics 101.

The only text for this class will be "The Constitution of the United States".

Your final grade will be determined by your end-of-term paper entitled, "The Three Branches of the American Government: Their Titles, Functions, and Powers as Defined by the U.S. Constitution."

I will grade the paper according to the following criteria:

1. Thorough and accurate knowledge of the subject matter;

2. Coherent expression of said knowledge; and

3. Standard English Grammar, to include spelling, capitalization, punctuation, and proper sentence structure.

Papers will not be evaluated beyond the third error.

Ms. Boxer, I do not expect to read beyond the title page of your paper.

Professor Alice

[King Prout]

Boxer is one of the staff officers responsible for the Donks' ongoing efforts in OPERATION FOOTBULLET