No that's what the underpants gnomes steal. Which BTW I believe exist moreso than some alien in a volcano. Seems Cruise and Travolta could spend some money on a search for this ancient volcano to let the alien out. That is the point of the cult isn't it?
Basically, Xenu is not as bad as some people (Thetans) make him out to be. Some of those people who got trapped in the volcano when the hydrogen bombs went off had it comin, they had bad attitudes, let me tell ya.
Xenu has gotten a bad rap. OK, I will go ahead and say it, Xenu is my homeboy. Xenu and I are tight, and try as they might, all these "clears" are going to get theirs.
Teegeeack. Xenu. Thetans. Travolta. Cruise.