[Robert A Cook PE]

D**m you're old.

Heck, I won't be 50 fer another 4 weeks. Er, 5 weeks.

(Good thing you've proved geezers don't croak when they hit the bald spot in the road. (Er, on their tires.))

Now, xsex, ya see, isn't even close to that age: Heck, she graduated high school before I did, and she's only 29. And she maintains ya gotta have grandkids before you're realllllllly old.)

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Happy Big Five O to ya Right on Line!

Birthdays are not for the weak - I personally am very weak and stopped having birthdays a few years ago.

Robert, you may be turning 50 soon but you act like a freaking preteen! ;^)

[RightOnlinesWife]

D**m you're old.

Nawwww...he isn't OLD, he's 2 twenty-five year olds rolled into one....oh, yeah!!!!!

[xsmommy]

And she maintains ya gotta have grandkids before you're realllllllly old.)

the only way i graduated high school before you is if you were HELD BACK, ya weirdo. and the above statement is a true fact. i have an 11 yo and your kids are all grown, that makes you ancient compared to me. and it makes rightonline a virtual TEENAGER because i KNOW he has little ones yet!