"Pianos are gay???
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Only some pianos are gay. Piano bars, with built in seats, are gay. Pianos painted in any color other than black or brown are gay. Grand pianos with candelabra on them are gay. Any piano with sequins anywhere on it is gay. Some player pianos are gay, but it's hard to tell with them. You really have to look at the rolls. If it's show tunes, then the player piano is gay. If not, it's straight.
All the rest of the pianos are straight.
I hope that helps clear things up.
Only some pianos are gay. Piano bars, with built in seats, are gay. Pianos painted in any color other than black or brown are gay. Grand pianos with candelabra on them are gay. Any piano with sequins anywhere on it is gay. Some player pianos are gay, but it's hard to tell with them. You really have to look at the rolls. If it's show tunes, then the player piano is gay. If not, it's straight.
All the rest of the pianos are straight.
I hope that helps clear things up.
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".... Bill Maher and George Clooney gazed at one another longingly across the top of the piano..."