ROFLOL!!!!!!! That is just a hoot!! hehehe Good for both of you!
I talked to my friend about an hour ago. Amazingly, he still has all his utilities.
Some of the shingles on his roof went south for the winter, and his bass boat turned completely around in the back yard, and the boat cover came off. Other than that, he's in good shape.
Oh, and both his cactus disappeared from the front and back yards totally...roots and all.