"took a heavy course load in his first semester at Diablo Valley College
Yikes...maybe he went to Jason Voorhees High School, too..."
As an alum of that fine institution, as well as Mt. Diablo High School, I resent the inference that there was some sort of satanic influence present.
Don't make me turn you into a toad.
Yeah and his Shop teacher is Fred Krueger and his homeroom teacher is Mike Myers....
ohh yeah and the lunch lady's name is Carrie
LOL