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We discussed this at the last meeting. We are a little unsure about your ancestory.

I knew this would come out.

Yes, my great-great-grandfather was... French.

But it's not my fault! You can't hold that against me! Just because I have a little frog in my genes shouldn't mean I don't get to play with the retinal scans!

The preceding is what is referred to as a "joke" -- something humorously said or done to evoke laughter or amusement. It is also self-deprecating humor because I do, in fact, have French (Cajun) ancestry. There is also a very subtle double-entendre hidden in there that I, for one, think is particularly funny. If any of the preceding stirs your moral outrage, offends your delicate sensibilites, or otherwise gets your panties in a wad, please see a doctor immediately because it's highly likely that you may have Hedinazz Syndrome. There is no Constitutional right not to be offended, no matter how many libs [or even "trust me, she's a conservative" stealth nominees who may end up being weak-kneed, follow-the-majority moderates] are on the Supreme Court. Life is short, political correctness is stupid, and your mother is a hippie!

Look, its not for me to say why you didn't get the memo but if you insist on writing unsubtle double entendres I'm afraid we'll have no recourse but to assign you to a year on the writing staff of "King of Queens"

Let this be the last warning.

Look, its not for me to say why you didn't get the memo but if you insist on writing unsubtle double entendres I'm afraid we'll have no recourse but to assign you to a year on the writing staff of "King of Queens"

Let this be the last warning.