A True Halloween Story. Honest!!!
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> >I was walking home alone late one night when I heard a.......
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> > BUMP...
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> > BUMP... behind me.
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> > Walking faster I looked back, and made out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards me,
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> > Terrified, the I begain to run toward my home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind me ...
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> > faster...
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> > faster...
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> > BUMP...
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> > I ran up to my door, fumbled with my keys, opened the door, and rushed in, slammed and locked the door behind me.
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> > However, the coffin crashed through my door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
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> > clappity-BUMP...
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> > on my heels!
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> > I Rushed upstairs to the bathroom where I locked myself in. My heart was pounding; my head was reeling; my breath was coming in sobbing gasps. .
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> > With a loud CRASH the coffin started breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards me.
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> > I screamed and reached for something heavy, anything ... my hand came to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin.
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> > Desperate, I threw the Robitussin as hard as I could at the apparition.......
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> > and ...........
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> >Finally ...........
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> .......................the coffin stopped
hahahaha!