[MineralMan]

So, what are you doing on the 31st? Passing out Jack Chick tracts to the kiddies, or are you going to turn out your porch light and hide?

[A. Pole]

So, what are you doing on the 31st?

Either I will go to my church (there is service at the same time) or I "will turn my porch light and hide".

Passing out Jack Chick tracts to the kiddies?

I am not a fundamentalist Protestant.