"It was purchased by the Dutch conglomerate Unilever a few years back after the incompetent CEO Ben and Jerry hired to succeed them ran the company into the ground."
Wasn't that guy an affirmative action pick? It's hard to feel sorry for a pair of G-damn hippies.
Feel sorry for them? They sold out to Unilever and made a fortune! Going through the factory tour last month I got the sneaking suspicion that these two guys used the hippie act as a way to get people to buy their overpriced product! And yet they are still heroes, after selling out!!