***But which home will I bring it too ...***
Oh, Sonny, do your old Mom proud. Give the hard-earned toaster to Mystery when she's back from the hospital so that you two can "toast" her new-found good health.
(Of course,I'll be sitting here with just stale bread to eat, but......)
:) Well said!
But you deserve somthing too ... How about if I stop by and clean off the top of the fridge? ;)