Actually, I had to leave the office for the day, and real life called. I'm completely stunned at the sheer number of responses I've gotten, though, and they will take a while to sift through and provide complete responses, which I think you all deserve.
Bear with me, please. I have to do this while I'm at work, which means setting aside break time to do it.
You're really not totally alone here, ;^)
You seem like a good guy, actually.
For a liberal.
See you later!