I saw the craziest thing the other week. I was driving home from work and saw several teenagers walking along the sidewalk with those paper cutout Burker King crowns on their heads. I was thinking, man we got some awfully immature teens.
Then, about a week later I saw a kid riding his bike down the street. He had on a bike helmet, and taped to the helment was a paper, cutout Burger King crown. I just about split a gut laughing. Only then did I realize it is probably a revenge of the nerds situation at work in the local schools.
I found this...
An often overlooked perk at Burger King is its penchant for handing out low-budget jewelry. I'm talking about the venerable old Burger King cardboard crown, free to any student who has the courage to ask. Aside from its obvious function as a classy piece of headgear, Burger King's crown also serves as a great sweatband. I jogged around Green Lake wearing one of these. Passersby filled my world with smiles.
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Stick with Burger King's traditional gold-and-red crown, the one with the Burger King logo tastefully emblazoned across its faux-foil surface. That's class. You're the King, now!