The Sun's brown dwarf 'dark' companion has disrupted cometary orbits and has sent a group of destructive comets headed our way. The comets are due to arrive in a time window extending over the next five years.
I hate to be the bearer of really bad news. But the coming stock market crash is very low on the priority totem pole. The real estate bubble pops ... flu pandemic ... then comets ... Then: Hasta la vista, baby!
< / sarcasm> -- are you sure? >
LOL...a tinfoil hat won't do you any good when those comets arrive. Bruce Willis will have to lead a mission to blast the comet(s) with nukes and send them away from earth.